Top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe

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Top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe

As my mum always says ‘if you don’t laugh you cry,’ so I’m a great believer in finding every opportunity available to have a good laugh. Here’s a list of the top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival:

1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”

2. Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”

3. Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

4. Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

5. Chris Turner – “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know why.”

6. Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”

7. George Ryegold – “Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.”

8. Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.”

9. Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ’It’s not rocket salad’.”

10. Nish Kumar – “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn’t fancy her chances.”

I’m lucky to have a great group of friends that always make me giggle. These are some recent pictures of my crazy friends that made me laugh.

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